A Very Severus Christmas

by Muggle Mike

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    Merry Christmas!

     

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In Book 2, Snape is devastated to learn that Harry will not get in any trouble for crashing into the Whomping Willow. J.K. writes his reaction to this news as, "Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled." Not only did that make me laugh out loud, but it solidified in my mind he loved Christmas more than anything. Even more than hating Harry Potter.

If you want to learn it, it's E to A over and over again with one B at the end of the verses.

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Hogwarts is the same
Every single year
Nothing ever changes
Gryffindors are still here
Everyone thinks I’m mean
That all I do is hate
They will never know
There’s a time of year for which I cannot wait

I’m Snape
And I love Christmas
For one day
All my worries fade away
I don’t care about the House Cup
Or if Slytherins snatch the snitch
To get to this day I'll kill every wizard and witch

(Only if I have to)
(So let me give you a couple of reasons why Christmas means so much to me)

There’s no potions class to teach
No annoying Harry Potter
Just leave me with my presents
I don’t want to be bothered

There's gifts galore
And look there's more
I'm happier than I was before
Here's hoping that this feeling don't fade away

I’m Snape
And I love Christmas
For one day
All my worries fade away
I don’t care about the House Cup
Or if Slytherins snatch the snitch
To get to this day I'll kill every wizard and witch

(like I said, only if I have to)

Now it's time to open some presents!
Let's see. Oh! This one's for me.
To Snape. From Flitwick.
Oh it's a book. “Size Matters Not: An Autobiography by a Jedi Ma- Ok Flitwick we get it! You're small but powerful. Jeeze. Every year with this guy.
Oh here's a card. It's from Lupin. Well isn't that nice. “Happy Christmas. My present would have been the Defense Against the Dark Arts position, but then that would be re-gifting wouldn't it? Lupin”
Ok here's a big one. This'll be sure to cheer me up. To Snape. From Aberforth? Huh. It's pretty big. And it has holes in it. Aaand the back is all chewed up and it's empty. Okay moving on.

I’m Snape
And I love Christmas
For one day
All my worries fade away
I don’t care about the House Cup
Or if Slytherins snatch the snitch
To get to this day I'll kill every wizard and witch

It's time to pay tribute the man who makes this all possible
You know who I'm talking about

Flying through the air so fast
Magic creatures pull his sleigh ahead
It doesn’t matter what he is
Muggle born or purebred

Him I support
I do report
Oh I am sorry Voldemort
But the greatest wizard I know is Santa Claus

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released December 14, 1985
Guitar and Vocals by Michael Belsole
Flute by MaryBeth Schroeder
Encouragement by Bess Carnan and Grace Kendall

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